Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Down by the river - MN
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Harry lost his wife a few years ago & Margy lost her Hank almost 30 years ago........Now the two find themselves in their 80's, living in an old folks home..........they become quite fond of each other......this Friday there's going to be a trip from the home to a local zoo and everyone will be loading up on a bus, to go for the day trip.......Harry & Margy decide they are going to play sick and stay back at the old folks home so they can have some " alone time", because they know there will only be one staff member watching the facility on Friday, while everyone goes to the zoo...... Friday rolls around, the two stay back "sick", only one staff member there........Harry shuffles into her room and says " Here I am " and asks Margy what she had in mind, now that they were finally alone.........Margy starts out " Well, when my Hank was alive, he always got me going real good, by starting down there, you know" ........Harry gets after it and about 10 seconds into it, he comes up for air, spitting and swearing, dry heaving too........He say "my lord, Margy you've got something wrong down there! An infection or something, that tastes like $hit!" ........she says " oh no , that's my arthritis!" .......he says ," I've got arthritis, my wife had arthritis, never has it caused anything like this, down there, you better see the doctor!"..........she says, "you're so silly, my arthritis isn't down there, it's in my shoulder, so I can't wipe my a$$!"
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