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Post up a funny joke or meme. I'll start it off...

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Lil RayRay's Teacher says everyone needs to spell the word they're given and use it in a sentence........Teacher gives Lil RayRay the word "DICTATE" ........ he spells it perfectly D-I-C-T-A-T-E......then turns around to his classmate and says "Shenequa, how my dictate last night? " ......

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Harry lost his wife a few years ago & Margy lost her Hank almost 30 years ago........Now the two find themselves in their 80's, living in an old folks home..........they become quite fond of each other......this Friday there's going to be a trip from the home to a local zoo and everyone will be loading up on a bus, to go for the day trip.......Harry & Margy decide they are going to play sick and stay back at the old folks home so they can have some " alone time", because they know there will only be one staff member watching the facility on Friday, while everyone goes to the zoo...... Friday rolls around, the two stay back "sick", only one staff member there........Harry shuffles into her room and says " Here I am " and asks Margy what she had in mind, now that they were finally alone.........Margy starts out " Well, when my Hank was alive, he always got me going real good, by starting down there, you know" ........Harry gets after it and about 10 seconds into it, he comes up for air, spitting and swearing, dry heaving too........He say "my lord, Margy you've got something wrong down there! An infection or something, that tastes like $hit!" ........she says " oh no , that's my arthritis!" .......he says ," I've got arthritis, my wife had arthritis, never has it caused anything like this, down there, you better see the doctor!"..........she says, "you're so silly, my arthritis isn't down there, it's in my shoulder, so I can't wipe my a$$!"

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lil rayray's teacher says everyone needs to spell the word they're given and use it in a sentence........teacher gives lil rayray the word "dictate" ........ He spells it perfectly d-i-c-t-a-t-e......then turns around to his classmate and says "shenequa, how my dictate last night? " ......

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A Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

The Kiwi crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."


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